God have mercy

Cell: 26-09-2014 Jonathan Nyeroto

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his congregation. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it an... more



Cell: 23-09-2014 Jonathan Nyeroto

Our journey began at GENESIS through EXODUS. On the way, we saw LEVITICUS recording the NUMBERS of people at DEUTRONOMY, while JOSHUA was waiting at the beautiful gate for JUDGES to see RUTH calling loudly "SAMUEL, SAMUEL". At a stage, the first a... more



Cell: 17-09-2014 Jonathan Nyeroto

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were... more


Worship Leader and Pastor

Cell: 04-06-2014 Cell Point

They were not getting along well so things began spilling into the service. The pastor preached about being a giver, the worship leader led the song "Jesus paid it all" The following Sunday the message about not being a gossip. The worship l... more


amen not awomen

Cell: 04-11-2013 Herbert Kato

Two little gals were talking to each other after a church service. lyna: why do we say amen not awomen, Tinah: May be because we sing hims(hymns) not hers. more


Three hymns or hims

Cell: 22-10-2013 Cell Point

One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. ... more



Cell: 19-08-2013 David Ssali

A priest is on a subway train. A man opposite lowers his newspaper to reveal himself to be a hard-living man who smells of alcohol, has lipstick on his collar and is wearing rumpled clothes in which he has clearly been out all night. With pain in... more


Modern Christian

Cell: 19-08-2013 David Ssali

A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead. A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side. Finally, a modern Christian came alon... more